Thursday May 14, 2009 at 8:02

3BR 2BA, 1994 $210K

I know you’re trying to point out a feature here, but this just makes me imagine sitting at this desk. And then I imagine I’m a wealthy turn of the century industrialist with a walrus mustache. And then I realize I’ve been wormholed to another place and time. And then I begin to hemorrhage in the brain because this new place and time is so sadly lacking in ornament and haze and filligree and texture.

3BR 2BA, 1994 $210K

I know you’re trying to point out a feature here, but this just makes me imagine sitting at this desk. And then I imagine I’m a wealthy turn of the century industrialist with a walrus mustache. And then I realize I’ve been wormholed to another place and time. And then I begin to hemorrhage in the brain because this new place and time is so sadly lacking in ornament and haze and filligree and texture.